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Lance Armstrong Stripped of His Titles Again … Sort Of.

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Remember how Lance Armstrong was all into doping and whatnot and got stripped of his titles?

Welp, it happened again.

This time, though, it was Armstrong’s wax figures that lost all of their Tour de France medals.

TMZ reports that Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood has altered Armstrong’s wax likeness to reflect his scandal and ultimate public flogging.

Not only were Armstrong’s gold medals removed from his Madame Tussaud’s Hollywood statue, but his nameplate was also altered to reflect his douchebaggery at the Wax Museum at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, Calif. The sign now reads, “Disqualified 7-Time Winner of the le Tour de France.”

That’s almost as bad as Charlie Sheen calling you a douche. Almost. Because we mean, he would probably know.

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