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10 Life Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

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We’re sure you hold a special place in your heart for those classic Disney movies from your childhood. Little girls especially experience their first stories of love and magic through the many Disney fairy tales. With dreams of growing up to be princesses themselves, these now big girls may be a little disturbed to find out what they were really learning while watching the seemingly innocent movies. Let’s just say these Disney life lessons are not the most realistic…

If you sleep for long enough, you’ll wake up to a hot guy.

Snow White Sleeping
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Sleeping Beauty Waking Up
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Makeovers Fix Everything.

Makeovers Fix Everything
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You should probably work on your posture.

Cinderella Posture
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Work your hair – it’s your best asset!

Jasmine Princess Hair
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Hair Blowing in the Wind
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Little Mermaid Hair
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Rapunzel Brushing Her Hair
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You can never have too many corkscrews.

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Animals are your real best friends.

Snow White GIF
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Inanimate objects are pretty friendly too.

Friendly Inanimate Objects
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Look a wild animal in the eyes to assert your dominance.

Beauty and the Beast
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If your dad is powerful enough he can get you out of almost any contract.

Mermaid Contract
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And finally, everyone always lives happily ever after.

And They Lived Happily Ever After
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Magic Carpet Ride
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Unless you’re evil, of course.

Emperor's New Groove
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