While all you fools are enmeshed in Black Friday, the rest of us are anxiously awaiting the television event OF THE YEAR: Lifetime's 'Liz and Dick,' the story of Elizabeth Taylor as told through the eyes and booze-throat of the inexplicably-dressed Miss Lindsay Lohan.

In anticipation of Sunday night's cinematic event, we submit to you, without comment, the most ridiculous, appropriate, and ridiculously appropriate GIFs of Lindsay Lohan (of the Bonkerstown Lohans). We'll just let her tell you how we feel about what is going to be the most awesomely horrible movie of our time:

(We said we wouldn't comment, but man, the GIF above is like a metaphor for her entire career.)