Mac’s Top 10 Tweets of the Week
One of the things I love about Twitter is discovering people that are funny and clever and make me laugh…and sometimes, think! Every week I’m going to collect 10 of my favorite tweets of the week. Some from celebrities, but most are just from people like you and me. If you know someone great to follow, let me know. You’ll find me on Twitter @maconthemoose and of course, get your Moose Tweets, @92Moose.
Here we go…10 of my favorite tweets from this past week!
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it.
— allie nicole (@Allie_CA_Nicole) April 19, 2014
Not to brag, but my pet rock is a rescue.
— Meatplow (@mrjohntofu) April 19, 2014
I can't wait to find half of these Easter eggs while I'm cutting grass this Summer
— Hyper Harper (@Harpers_Halo) April 20, 2014
Thank you, Easter, for being one of the holiest days of the year. And for also sounding like one of Kanye West's backup baby names.
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) April 20, 2014
Billy: "I've got Phil Collins' number. He told me not to lose it." Rikki: "Huh. Steely Dan told me the exact same thing."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 20, 2014
Wife: What do you need from the store to make the pizza? Me: A carton of beer and a frozen pizza.
— DΛVID (@_davidlucas_) April 6, 2014
I was on the road to riches but my damn GPS broke. I'm now recalculating.
— Iniko Blue (@inikoblue) April 8, 2014
Judging by everything my son begs me to buy him, what he truly wishes for is Type 2 diabetes.
— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) April 18, 2014
Today sucked so bad I was surprised it didn't say "Feat. Pitbull" on the calendar.
— P.S. I Rudd You (@PS_IRuddYou) September 5, 2013
Heck might as well throw in one of my own….
Listening to Queen: "Find me some bunny to love…find me some bunny to love." My daughter's not impressed.
— MacDickson McCannell (@maconthemoose) April 20, 2014