YOU: You are the definition of the “whole package” with your teeny tiny adorable smart self. You're a media darling who can do no wrong in the world of journalism, and I admire the way you made the leap from nothing news to morning news to evening news to syndicated news without even a stumble. You’ll have to tell me how you did it -- especially now that people don't seem to like me much anymore.

ME: I used to be the media darling all the ladies clamored for, but now I’m just a broken cog in a malfunctioning morning machine. I need a new gig, but between you and Anderson Cooper, the role of lovable syndicated news host seems to be taken.

Let's get together and take a trip in a time machine back to when we were the hottest non-couple on TV. I’d even consider hair plugs if you want.