Moose Morning Show – ‘Tweets of the Week!’ (Oct. 2-6)
Every day around 7:50am on the Moose Morning Show, we share some of our favorite tweets from the past few days, with the ’92 Moose Morning Show Tweets of the Day!’ Laugh along with our accumulation of the best of this week!
I just spent 20 minutes at the store choosing the best food with only organic ingredients for my dog, then took my kids to Burger King.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 23, 2016
Explaining to your mom how to attach a picture to an email is the equivalent of running 3 full marathons.
— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) September 19, 2017
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
— Underchilde (@underchilde) October 1, 2017
ME AT 20: It's Saturday night! Let's do shots!
ME AT 30: If I wrap my iPad in saran wrap, I can watch Netflix in the bathtub.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 1, 2017
I just want my husband to look at me the way I look at Beyoncé
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) October 4, 2017
Our pet turtle is now a teenager, but so far he wants nothing to do with the tiny nunchucks I made him.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 2, 2017
I threw a basketball at a wolf and it just startled him. He musta not been a teen.
— mark normand (@marknorm) October 4, 2017
Deleted Instagram off my phone two hours ago and I've already completed my masters
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 4, 2017
has anyone tried tangle-free shampoo on earbuds?
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 2, 2017
I'm curious, why aren't super powers ever bestowed on small breasted women?
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) October 3, 2017
It's ok carrot garnish, everyone leaves me behind too.
— Vicalicious (@thevickster_sa) October 4, 2017
What I’ve learned from watching The Wizard of Oz:
You can accomplish anything with a dog, good friends, and a fantastic pair of shoes.
— Goddess Of Mischief™ (@AsgardianRose) October 4, 2017
It's so cool how my kid introduces everyone as "my best friend" instead of "the random kid I met at the park 30 seconds ago."
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 22, 2017
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 14, 2016
Race ya to the bottom of the barrel.
— Donna Macabre (@Donna_McCoy) October 4, 2017