- We can't bring lighters on a plane, but Deadmau5 can ride through their x-ray machines. [BroBible]

- Hugh Hefner wants Crystal Harris to breed the next race of Playboy moguls. [Celebuzz]

- Beyonce tried out her best Michael Jackson impression on New Year's Eve. [Bohomoth]

- Justin Bieber doesn't get an allowance anymore, makes sure to buy affordable diaper pants. [PopCrush]

- At this rate, Miley Cyrus will be featured on 'Animal Hoarding' for her puppy problem. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Oscars to feature a tribute to James Bond in honor of the franchise's 50th anniversary. [Hypable]

- JWoww videotapes her ass to discredit supposed photoshopped photos of said ass. [IDLYITW]

- Honey Boo Boo cast discusses how mayonnaise is not a meat but is white ketchup. [SeriouslyOMG]

- 'Evil Dead' remake seems to be creepy, bloody and completely lacking in Bruce Campbell. [Rickey]

- The new Leatherface was hired because he looked hulking at the producer's X-mas party. [ScreenCrush]

 

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