- Homeless-looking and sloppily drunk Sam Worthington pepper sprayed and arrested. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Rapper Soulja Boy "accidentally" (it wasn't an accident) posts his side peen on Tumblr. [The Blemish]

- Tom Hanks is Walt Disney, minus the anti-semitism and frozen severed head. [Hypable]

- Sarah Silverman went on 'Conan' to promote her children's movie. With her vagina. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Lady Gaga wants to be besties with Pippa Middleton. Oh the clothes they will share. [PopCrush]

- Beyonce shares handwritten and heartfelt Obama endorsement. Don't forget to vote! [Rickey]

- 'Adventure Time' season 5 will feature more gender-swapping with Donald Glover + NPH. [ScreenCrush]

- Demi Lovato doesn't know where all these relationship rumors keep coming from. [Buzznet]

- 'Boy Meets World' is getting a spin-off to appease children of the '90s the world over. [TooFab]