Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."
This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."
This actor is so ready for the zombie apocalypse that he once assumed it was already here. As he explained, "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
Psh, that Van Gogh guy is the Nic Cage of painting. This comedian once said, "I don't care if people think I am an overactor ... People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter."
Pirating is really hard, you guys. Almost as hard as verb conjugations. This glitter-covered singer once said, "I've doven. Doven? Diven? ... I'm pretty much a pirate."
Legitimate actress or porn star? You be the judge. She once said of her craft, "I get dressed up like a doll, a nice man puts lipstick on my lips and I say words - it's deeply satisfying."
Ladies and gentleman, remember this former VP of the United States? He once puzzled, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
Failure is not an option -- unless it's school we're talking about. This rapper admitted, "I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid."
Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."
Not helping with those pesky "Tom Cruise is gay" rumors, this actor once said, "Tom has - we all have - the right to practice how we feel... Don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad."