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Pennsylvania middle school kids were given a word search puzzle, a good learning tool for teachers to use. It's unclear whether or not the teacher who handed out a Fifty Shades of Grey puzzle was aware what they were doing. Nonetheless, the puzzle got into the hands of kids whose parents saw it. One school board member said the puzzle was a "big mistake." Ya think?!
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So, Vermont Teddy Bear has a new "Fifty Shades of Grey" bear out just in time for Valentines. The ad we had on the Moose Morning Show today may be a stretch, but not by much!
Christian Grey is an unusual guy. He’s the world’s most eligible billionaire bachelor and an enormously powerful businessman. He’s an avid jogger, an exceptional piano player, and a licensed helicopter pilot. He also really like the color gray. He wears gray suits and ties, drives a gray car to his gray office building (which is called Grey House) under gray Seattle skies, where his assistant dresses in—you guessed it—gray. (For the record, his office chairs are white but the couches are gray too.) And, oh yeah, he’s into kinky sex, including bondage, spanking, and domination.
The first reviews of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ are out and most are pretty mixed on the film and whether or not it delivers on the white-hot sexuality of the original novel. But here is one film that absolutely brings the raw animal magnetism: ‘Fifty Shades of Buscemi,’ a mashup that inserts the great star of ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ ‘Fargo,’ and so many more into new film opposite star Dakota Johnson.
In an attempt to seduce her own Christian Grey, Vanessa Bayer from 'Saturday Night Live,' recreates the infamous elevator scene from Fifty Shades of Grey. She is just a bit more awkward than Anastasia Steele.