Chris Brown is such a walking disaster that "Chris Brown" should become a verb to explain how douchey someone is. Like, "Chris Brown totally Chris Browned all over the place."
In addition to being accused of faking his community service by the L.A. District Attorney, it's been revealed that he may have charmingly yelled a homophobic slur during his brawl over a parking spot with Frank Ocean.
Man. What a Chris Brown.