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Jon reads Walter the Farting Dog at Cony (Mike Higgins)
Jon reads Walter the Farting Dog at Cony (Mike Higgins)

Jon James Reads ‘Walter the Farting Dog’ to a Great Bunch of Kids at Cony Summer School! [VIDEO]

I did not know about the story, "Walter the Farting Dog," until Micheal Parker (pronounced Michelle) introduced it to me. She had learned about it from Cony A.D. Paul Vachon and immediately knew that it would be a fun book for someone to read to the students in this class. She nailed it. The class was great, attentive, friendly and had a great sense of humor.

The funniest part of the whole day (and quite coincidental, I might add) is that we were talking about a major league baseball pitcher (see below) who had farted after a post game interview while still on camera.

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Our tinfoil conspiracy theorist hats
Our tinfoil conspiracy theorist hats

Are Local Hospitals Implanting ‘Brain Gate’ Chips in Our Heads? [Audio]

Renee and I got a call from Susan this morning. Susan told us, as a matter of fact, that we have brain gate chips implanted in our brains! Listen to our exchange then a couple of subsequent callers. Fun stuff!

Because this is a conspiracy theory, we needed to dawn our tinfoil hats (Renee's creation!)

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Jon nods off
Jon nods off

Am I Just Really Tired or is There Something Wrong With Me?

I snore quite a bit. Marie Anne even says I stop breathing for short intervals. She would know. She's sometimes kept awake by my snoring. I suspect that those times I stop breathing might be "assisted breaks," if you catch my drift. Actually, I'm kidding. I do that with serious matters because it helps me keep a distance from the potential problem.

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Jon James Datsun, 6-21-1980
Jon's brother, Danny, looks over the wreckage of the Datsun B210

Saturday, June 21st, 1980; A Day Jon James Remembers Little of and Thankfully So

"Would you still love me if I was ever in a car crash and disabled?"

That's the question I remember asking my girlfriend, Tammy, as I dropped her off at her job at Robinson's Nursing Home in Gardiner on Saturday morning, 6/21/80, the first day of summer and a couple weeks after I had graduated high school.

"Of course I would."

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Scooter Boy, Jonny James
Scooter Boy, Jonny James

Jon James Rides Through Augusta Half-Naked on Take Your Scooter to Work Day [Video]

Thanks to Renee Nelson for letting Mac Dickson and I duct tape my cell phone to your Hello Kitty scooter! Once it was on there, I didn't have to worry about holding it while I rode throughout the city singing and yelling at everyone who went by. After all, it was Take Your Scooter to Work Day.

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Matt and Michelle James
Matt and Michelle James

There’s Nothing Sweeter than the Memories that Come with Being a Dad [Video]

There's truly nothing that has made my life more complete than being a dad. I've had the honor and privilege of raising two great kids who I have always been, and continue to be, proud of. There's no experience that can compare to the awesome, sometimes trying, experience of being a parent.

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Jon and Barney
Jon and Barney

Barney Explains Why School Lunches Suck [AUDIO]

Sometimes you need a prehistoric creature who kids trust to make sense of this craaaazy world we live in!

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Goodbye to George, Harry, Jimmy, Teddy, Ronald, Ulysses and Abe: Jon Has His Beloved Skin Tags Executed and Buried

Well, as much as I'd like to say it's a pleasure not having unsightly skin tags lurking around on my neck anymore, I have to tell you, they were a part of me and tonight, when they'd normally be safe and sound right with me, they're in some pile of medical waste at my doctors office.

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Inside the Moose Morning Show Episode 53: The VU Meters

Well, Mac's on his way to the Doc's for who knows what, Renee's groovin' to the tunage and I'm getting all geeky with the equipment. That, my friend, is just another day in our lives! Oh, I realize I called this feature by it's wrong name in the actual video. That's because I'm an idiot!

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Jon's Bacon Scented Candle
Jon's bacon scented candle

A Great, Mellow, Lubby-Dubby Friday Song to Soothe Your Soul! [Audio]

I couldn't help but ooze when this song began to play. I turned down the lights, lit a candle and held hands with Mac and Renee as we serenaded the morning!

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