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Scott Olson

JetBlue Will Fly You Out of the Country If Your Candidate Loses the Election

As the Presidential campaign heads into the home stretch, expect more and more folks to pull an Alec Baldwin and declare they will be exiting the country if their favored candidate is not victorious.

While people (Baldwin included) rarely ever follow through with these threats, this year JetBlue is making it a bit easier for folks to decamp to foreign soil if their guy suffers electoral defeat.

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via. Mashable
via. Mashable

10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies

Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird.

Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat. Here are 10 jobs Big Bird should apply for once Romney fires him:

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YouTube

Adorable Kids Discuss Politics, Quickly Get Off Topic

Watching kids try to answer questions about politics is like watching a cat look at itself in the mirror -- it's funny because they don't know what we know...

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YouTube

The DNC’s Got Big Bird’s Back on This One

For 53 years, people have been friends with Big Bird. Maybe Mitt Romney should have said something about 'Nova' when talking about cutting funds to PBS.  

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Christine Gritmon, Costume Warehouse

Best of the Mitt Romney Versus Big Bird Memes

Mitt Romney can't just say he's going to put Big Bird out of a job and get away with it. Here are the best memes so far from the Great 2012 Big Bird Backlash that don't have curse words. Because in the mind of the internet, when Big Bird gets angry he grabs a rifle and starts spewing obscenities. 

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YouTube

‘Autotune the News’ Turns Presidential Debate Musical

That's what was missing from yesterday's debate -- a keytar! Brilliant YouTuber Schmoyoho went through footage of the debate from last night between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama and made it into quite a catchy little song...

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Imgur

Mitt Romney Photobomb Prompts Hilarious Memes

Mitt Romney was on the campaign trail at a Chipotle in Denver, Colorado when this photo was taken. The man in the picture swears this is just his excited face. Unfortunately, his expression, coupled with his striking similarity to a young Will Smith, made this photo a guaranteed internet sensation. It made it's way into Reddit's Photoshop Battles, and these are just a few of the hilarious results.

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via. Getty Images
via. Getty Images

10 Ways President Obama Can Blow the Election — The Funnies

President Obama has designs on continuing to call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue his home for the next four years, no matter what Mitt Romney throws at him. And while it may be easy to discuss what Obama needs to do in order to be re-elected, there are several things he should not do.

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Floridians Believe Fake Story by The Onion
The Onion

Floridians Fall For ‘Onion’ Article About Obama’s 19-Year-Old Son

Most people recognize satire when they see it, but not Floridians. Inboxes and Facebook pages of Florida residents recently received an article by The Onion describing an appearance by President Barack Obama's illegitimate 19-year-old son Luther at the Democratic National Convention. Incredibly, the story sparked a flurry of inquiries as to whether it was real. In case it isn't clear already, no, it's not. Duh. Clearly it's way too hot down there.

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Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears + More on Hottest Celeb Republicans List

What do Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson have in common besides the fact that they are all hot, talented, desirable, blonde and have last names that begin with the letter "S?" Well, they are all share a political affiliation and are registered Republicans. True story.

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