Things Heard Around Our Office

Our work environment seems to be one that breeds some very interesting phrases and statements that, out of context, are just weird. Here are some recent ones I overheard. Gees, I can only imagine the ones I did not hear.

• Do zombies swim?
• I found my fangs.
• Mine are still bigger than yours!
• Why are you in Randy’s drawers?
• You wanna feel my face?