Our work environment seems to be one that breeds some very interesting phrases and statements that, out of context, are just weird. Here are some recent ones I overheard. Gees, I can only imagine the ones I did not hear.

  • Do zombies swim?
  • I found my fangs.
  • Mine are still bigger than yours!
  • Why are you in Randy’s drawers?
  • You wanna feel my face?