Things Heard Around Our Office: Take Three

Our work environment seems to be one that breeds some very interesting phrases and statements that, out of context, are just weird. Here are some recent ones I overheard. Gees, I can only imagine the ones I did not hear. Hear we go.....

'I am, technically, not wearing pants today'

'I'd do anything in a chicken suit for $50,000'

'I am going to take the kids to see the penis movie.' (umm..what was said was PEANUTS Movie!)

'We need fetish porn'

'I didn't way to say' OH LOOK, there's a g-spot massager'