Things Heard Around Our Office

Our work environment seems to be one that breeds some very interesting phrases and statements that, out of context, are just weird. Here are some recent ones I overheard. Gees, I can only imagine the ones I did not hear.  There is a distinct Town of Terror theme to the list.

• I need a Ping-Pong ball, clown shoe and a skeleton foot.
• We are not going to jam a battle ax into a cake!
• I want to pull it so bad.
• Cool! I can fill the coffin!
• The fire marshal is not going to care about how high I hang a clown on a flag pole.

Here is a bonus one I heard…..I am choose to believe it was not said in sarcasm….

• Renee is full of good ideas!