Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies

On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

The Germans may love him, but Americans just love to mock him. This performer once made people question his family lineage and his understanding of the English language when he said, "I have taste. It's inbred in me."

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This singer is currently healing a broken heart with the purchase of this $6 million home in Los Angeles. We'd call it a bachelor pad, but it's big enough for the entire cast of 'The Bachelor' -- and its requisite rose garden.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.

Helen Hunt + Leelee Sobieski – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Maybe we're all wrong about this, but we thought human cloning was illegal. And if it is, then how do you explain the fact that Hollywood obviously made an exact copy of Helen Hunt and called her Leelee Sobieski? (We suppose "Helen Hunt Version 2.0" would have been too obvious.)

Guess the Celebrity Crib

The second most overpaid actress in Hollywood is moving on up to a bigger and better home, because when you have a return profit of $3.40 for every dollar you get paid, you can splurge a little.

Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen + Fantasy Book Cover – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Emilia Clarke, our favorite 'Game of Thrones' star (if you ignore the existence of Peter Dinklage), plays strong-willed Mother of Dragons Daenerys Targaryen on the highly-lauded HBO show. And apparently, publishers have used stolen her image to grace their fantasy book covers.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

What lucky celebrity has enough money (or is the girlfriend to enough money) and has the chutzpah to live in this 28,524-square-foot spaceship house currently being constructed in Moscow, Russia?

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Guess the Celebrity Crib

The property boast two homes and has gorgeous ocean views, perfect for a newly-single guy to land his next conquest.

Idina Menzel + Lea Michele – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Broadway belters turned small screen stars Idina Menzel and Lea Michele have a lot more in common than dual rises to fame via the Great White Way. They also seem to share the same face.

Baby North West’s Wardrobe Already Costs More Than Yours Ever Will [PHOTOS]

New parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally made their first official public debut together after giving birth to baby North West, and it really worked out in their favor. Specifically because they arrived at Paris Fashion Week and they were immediately inundated with presents -- very costly designer presents for their baby, who we hope was assume was back at the hotel with a nanny. Read Mor

‘Glee’ Star Heather Morris Is Now the Proud Mama of a Baby Boy

'Glee' fan favorite Heather Morris -- who left the show at the end of its fourth season to have her first child -- gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday (Sept. 28) alongside the baby's father, her high school sweetheart, Taylor Hubbell. The couple named their son Elijah.

Alexander Skarsgard Didn’t Have to Go Full Frontal on ‘True Blood,’ But He Chose To

The penultimate finale of the vampire series 'True Blood' had tongues across the internet wagging because one of the last scenes featured Alexander Skarsgard completely naked and (SPOILER!) on fire. We like our men like we like Alexander Skarsgard, naked and screaming.

Britney Spears Stabs Pepsi in the Back and Makes Money Off Coca Cola

Britney Spears has finally answered the age old question, "Coke or Pepsi?" and double-crossed her former Pepsi sponsors in the process with her stock portfolio.