Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This political TV show host and author once argued that the existence of tides also prove the existence of God. In his own words, which failed to take science into account, he said, "Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that."
Bryan Cranston Secretly Cosplayed at San Diego Comic-Con … as Walter White [PHOTOS]
Actor Bryan Cranston, known for playing Walter White on the hit AMC show 'Breaking Bad,' decided to dress up for this weekend's San Diego Comic-Con and walk the floor in a terrifying Walter White mask. Unbeknownst to everyone.
What we're saying to attendees is that creepy Walter White you posed with? Was actually Walter White.
Drake + Chris Brown Won’t Have to Pay for Ruining a Nightclub’s Reputation
Even though their inane fight over who got to date Rihanna injured multiple people and caused an untold amount of damage, a judge let Drake and Chris Brown off the hook because boys will be boys.
Kind of.
That Time Kelly + Ozzy Osbourne Got Manicures Together [PHOTOS]
Newly engaged 'Fashion Police' co-host Kelly Osbourne found a rather unique way to show off her engagement ring this weekend: She and her dad Ozzy Osbourne got manis and she posted the photos online.
Yes, the lead singer of Black Sabbath got a manicure with his daughter. What's it to ya?
Beyonce + Robert Pattinson Dispel All Rumors of Beef [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson was the brunt of a tabloid joke earlier in the month (read: fake story), with In Touch reporting that he tried to see Beyonce at a meet-and-greet on July 1, only to be denied at the door because he didn't have the right credentials.
But it didn't take long for that rumor to go down in flames -- and there's even photographic evidence.
‘Modern Family’ Star Jesse Tyler Ferguson + Boyfriend Justin Mikita Tie the Knot
After getting engaged last fall, 'Modern Family' star Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his attorney boyfriend of almost three years, Justin Mikita, got married on Saturday, July 20, in New York City.
Rick Harrison from ‘Pawn Stars’ Got Married + ‘Counting Cars’ Star Danny Koker Officiated
In a ceremony made in reality television heaven, 47-year-old Rick Harrison from the series 'Pawn Stars' married his girlfriend DeAnna Burditt -- and surprisingly, it wasn't just a special for the History Channel.
Beyonce Lays Hands + Gives a Fan Religion [VIDEO]
We knew Beyonce could sing and dance, but we didn't know that she could exorcise demons out of people like a bible belt preacher. Which is pretty much what it looks like she did at a recent concert.
Lady Gaga Goes Nude for V Magazine to Prep for ARTPOP [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn't usually how we see her in the buff.
For example, why isn't she simultaneously swimming in a bathtub full of cereal? Why is nothing on fire?
Billy Ray + Tish Cyrus Decided They’re Not Getting Divorced After All
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus (the people you can blame for bestowing Miley Cyrus upon the world) have called off their divorce, crediting couples counseling for their reconciliation.
Pink, Nathan Fillion, LeAnn Rimes + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's Friday, July 19 and despite what it feels like, not everyone you know and love is at San Diego Comic Con. Just some of them. To celebrate the impending weekend, the stars shared some photos, rallied for your support, and got their lives mixed up with the characters they play on screen.
Taylor Momsen + Dakota Fanning in ‘The Runaways’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Who would have thought that one day we would see adorable child stars Taylor Momsen and Dakota Fanning wearing lingerie on the street and embracing the world of sex, drugs and rock n' roll. But that's just what happened.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Explaining what it takes to believe in that little "myth" called climate change, this media personality claimed, "You must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon ."
Pink Responds to That Secret Recording of Kanye West Ranting About Her
Yesterday we shared some audio of Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMAs. In the recording, he attempted to explain why Beyonce should have won best video over Taylor Swift (hint: because of him), and then he took inexplicable aim at Pink.
Who doesn't seem all that concerned about it. Because she's classy that way.
Jim Carrey Makes Surprise Appearance on High School Baseball Team’s Bus [PHOTO]
A high school baseball team from Pella, Iowa lost the final game of its 2013 season -- badly. And the players probably would've been really bummed out about that had Jim Carrey not made an impromptu appearance on their bus.
Eva Longoria Denies George Clooney Hit on Her While He Was Still Dating Stacy Keibler
Yesterday a rumor started circling the interwebs alleging that George Clooney was trying to get with Eva Longoria even before he split from now ex-girlfriend Stacy Keibler.
The story is a celeb-watcher's dream, but alas, it's untrue. At least according to Longoria herself.