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Cat Adorably Dislikes Coins
This video "Cat, Have a Coin" tries to answer a question that haunts our dreams and troubles our waking life: Just how easy is it to get a cat to hold a coin.
The answer? Very.
Gangs Try To Solve Problems With Dance-Off, Wind Up In Gunfight
As fun as dance-offs can be, and despite what movies like "West Side Story" may insist, they're really not an effective way to try and mediate problems between two criminal organizations. Two Thai gangs found this out the hard way when a Gangnam Style dance contest turned into a shoot-out.
College Professor Sets Off Ping-Pong Ball Explosion
Dr. Roy Lowry wanted to demonstrate a few basic principles of science, notably the behavior of liquid nitrogen under pressure. But how to get that across in a way that even the least scientifically curious student would think of as awesome.
Easy: Just add ping-pong balls!
Here’s PSY Dancing To ‘All The Single Ladies’
PSY is, of course, currently incredibly obscure in America. But we think that his "cover dance" of a Beyonce pop hit might just break him through, maybe get him on Ellen.
13-Year-Old Steals Brother’s Car, Drives 800 Miles To Meet Internet Boyfriend
Elizabeth Annette Robinson seems like a nice girl. She's thirteen, and we all remember what it's like to be in middle school. So when she met somebody over Xbox Live, it was love at first game.
Then Elizabeth decided to play Grant Theft Auto for real, stealing her brother's car to meet her boyfriend.