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Kid Rock to Howard Stern: ‘Justin Bieber Is the New Vanilla Ice’ [VIDEO]
Kid Rock expressed his true feelings about miniature Canadian pop stars this week while appearing on the Howard Stern show, saying Justin Bieber is in store for a "long ride down."
Ed Sheeran + Selena Gomez May or May Not Be Hooking Up
In what may turn out to be an actualization of Justin Bieber's worst nightmares, new reports indicate that a newly single Selena Gomez has embarked on a romance with English crooner Ed Sheeran.
We Watched Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Can’t Stop’ Video So You Didn’t Have To [TIMELINE]
The video for Miley Cyrus' new song 'We Can't Stop' has finally dropped, and it's a veritable menagerie of the surreal -- pretty much what you'd expect for a song that talks about "dancing with molly." (Or "Miley," if you wanna take her word for it.) (You shouldn't take her word for it.)
Chris Brown Says He Has a First Amendment Right to Make His House as Ugly as He Wants
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
Paula Deen Rather Matter-of-Factly Copped to Being a Big Ol’ Racist
Last year Paula Deen was sued by the former general manager of the restaurant she owned with her brother for offenses including inflicting emotional distress with her offensive racial comments. Now, in a recorded deposition, she's pretty much admitted the latter accusations are true.
Rihanna Smacked a Grabby Fan With Her Microphone In England [VIDEO]
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
One of Charlie Sheen’s Multiple Personalities Got Selma Blair Fired from ‘Anger Management’
Well, that was quick. After a single day of waiting in limbo, Selma Blair has officially been sacked by 'Anger Management' after Charlie Sheen threw a hissyfit and threatened to quit if she wasn't cut.
Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Star Jeff Garlin Smashed Some Lady’s Windows in a Parking Scuffle
Jeff Garlin's on-screen persona is known for getting into awkward situations, but it'd be hard to top the real-life scene that went down on Saturday, June 15, when the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' actor smashed up the windows of a Mercedes after a parking dustup.
Melissa Etheridge Thinks Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was a ‘Fearful Choice’
When Angelina Jolie shocked the world and announced she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy, she was rightly hailed for bravery in the face of a difficult decision. But singer Melissa Etheridge thinks that decision wasn't brave at all, and has no qualms saying so.
Aisha Tyler, Handed the Wrong Envelope at the Daytime Emmys, Recovers Like a Boss [VIDEO]
Things got a little awkward at the Daytime Emmys on Sunday night, when Aisha Tyler was handed the wrong envelope while presenting an award for Outstanding Informative Talk Show -- and handled it like the consummate (and hilarious) pro she is.
Amanda Bynes Had One Helluva Weekend in Atlantic City
The Amanda Bynes questionable sanity tour of 2013 continued this weekend, as she hit up a casino in Atlantic City (don't mention it to her, she'll deny it), got some shopping done, and possibly tried to attack an onlooker.
Charlie Sheen Is So Pissed at Selma Blair, He Says He Won’t Work With Her Anymore
Looks like Selma Blair won't be becoming a goddess anytime soon. Charlie Sheen has major beef with his 'Anger Management' co-star, and it's escalated to a point where he's acting like a complete prima donna -- telling producers that if she shows up on the set, he's going to take his ball and go home.
Vivid Bought Joe Francis’ Sex Tape, But (Thankfully) We’ll Never See It
Last time we heard from professional toolkit Joe Francis, someone had stolen his girlfriend Abbey Wilson's iPad and began peddling footage of the two bumping uglies, causing Francis to freak out (ironic, given how the 'Girls Gone Wild' honcho made his fortune). But Steve Hirsch -- the Vivid Entertainment founder who previously bought Farrah Abraham's sex tape porno -- came to Joe's rescue. Read Mo
Amanda Bynes Supposedly Admitted Her Nuttiness Is Just an Act – If You Believe the Source, That Is
Remember that time self-proclaimed "publicist" Jonathan Jaxson claimed that Amanda Bynes was suicidal, so he helped orchestrate an intervention? Now he's claiming she's admitted her whole nutso schtick is just a ploy for attention -- and he's posted the supposed "proof" on his Twitter account.
Farrah Abraham + Charlie Sheen Are Texting About Playdates Now [PHOTOS]
Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.