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Mashed Potatoes on Tap? Mashed Potatoes on Tap!
From the "Would you actually eat this?" file (let's just pretend such a thing exists) comes this cuisine.
Very Reasonable Woman Who Can’t Bum Cigarette Sets Car on Fire
Well, you can definitely label this woman a hothead.
Bumbling Burglar Wears Perfect Shirt in Mug Shot
The police caught their man. And it looks like the fashion police did, too.
Baltimore Rioter’s Mother Smacks Him Upside the Head on Live TV
Fire hoses, police -- that's not how you stop an angry rioter. No, the best way to put the kibosh on a rioter is to get his mommy to step in.
Jerk Driver Causes Ugly 3-Car Pileup
One of the first things you learn when you start driving is that you need to share the road. Well, like a spoiled kid, this driver refused to share and made everyone pay.
Unhinged Wife Goes Mental on Cheating Husband’s Car
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." You know the expression. And now this poor defenseless car knows it, too.
Guy Gives Monkey the Finger, Monkey Gets Swift Justice
Here's your important life lesson for the day: don't ever be rude to a monkey.
Japanese Beer Boasts It Can Make You Better Looking. Seriously.
The more you drink, the better looking other people are supposed to become, right? Right?
Baby Brother Vomits All Over Big Brother
What's tougher -- being a big brother or a little brother?
Woman Pees Herself on Live TV in Best News Report of the Year
You know how you tell everyone you know that you're going to be on TV? Well, here's one woman who probably didn't spread the word.
Ramen Noodle Bath Is the Tastiest Way to Get Clean
Throw out those bars of Ivory, toss aside that Old Spice body wash and get ready to get clean with some scrumptious grub.
Speeding Downhill Skateboarders Zoom Right By Cyclists
Skateboarding is already enough of an extreme sport without this kind of stunt.
Chainsaw Ice Skating Is Real and You May Drown If You Try It
The winter weather that tortured a good chunk of the country this year is behind us now, which may be for the best.
10 Worst Online Dating Phrases You Can Use Will Make You Gag
There are just some things you should never do when you're single and on the prowl.
Woman With 10 Husbands Has Some Serious Explainin’ to Do
Collecting coins, reading detective novels, getting married -- they're all hobbies.
Dog Who’s Had Enough Vomits During Selfie
Direct from the "a picture is worth a thousand words" department comes this perfect example.