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Thirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf Cart
The only bear on a golf course should be the golden one -- Jack Nicklaus.

See the World’s First Tattooing Prosthetic Arm
It's like a cyborg is giving tattoos. Okay, not quite, but this definitely does look like something from the future.

Foul-Mouthed Bird May Be Key Murder Witness
It sounds like something out of a terrible screwball comedy.

Couple’s Sexy Hot Tub Time Ends With Wife’s Hair on Fire
This couple puts the "hot" in "hot tub."

Snake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using Toilet
The transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself.

Sad Research Reveals We Spend a Pitiful Amount of Time in Our Lives Having Sex
We spend so much time thinking about sex, but so little time having it.

Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US
This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club.

Man Kills Brother After They Argue About…A Cheeseburger?
Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother.

Bar Makes Unprecedented Move to Save Women From Awful Tinder Dates
How do you get out of a bad date? Probably not like this.

Adultery-Detecting Mattress Is the Latest in Romance Ruination
Odds are if you need to buy this mattress your relationship is doomed.

Motorcyclist Had No Business Cheating Death the Way He Did
Never has a case of bad luck been so closely followed by a case of good luck.
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Yutz Blows Off Leg While Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Explosives [GRAPHIC VIDEO]
This isn't really what they mean when they say someone was mowed down.

Domino’s Robot Pizza Delivery Means Nothing Will Ever Be the Same
Ordering pizza has just gotten high tech.

Champion Wrestler Gives the Most Mullet-Tastic Interview Ever
This guy wants to take all the hair haters down for the count.

World’s Dudeliest Guy Sets Record for World’s Loudest Burp
Admit it, you're jealous.

Own Winter With a Rapid Fire Snowball Machine Gun
Tired of getting destroyed when you have a snowball fight? Well, consider this the beginning of a never-ending winning streak.