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![Thirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf Cart](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Bear.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf Cart
The only bear on a golf course should be the golden one -- Jack Nicklaus.
![See the World’s First Tattooing Prosthetic Arm](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
See the World’s First Tattooing Prosthetic Arm
It's like a cyborg is giving tattoos. Okay, not quite, but this definitely does look like something from the future.
![Foul-Mouthed Bird May Be Key Murder Witness](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Bud2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Foul-Mouthed Bird May Be Key Murder Witness
It sounds like something out of a terrible screwball comedy.
![Couple’s Sexy Hot Tub Time Ends With Wife’s Hair on Fire](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Hottub.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Couple’s Sexy Hot Tub Time Ends With Wife’s Hair on Fire
This couple puts the "hot" in "hot tub."
![Snake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using Toilet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/05/Snake.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Snake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using Toilet
The transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself.
![Sad Research Reveals We Spend a Pitiful Amount of Time in Our Lives Having Sex](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/05/Sex2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Sad Research Reveals We Spend a Pitiful Amount of Time in Our Lives Having Sex
We spend so much time thinking about sex, but so little time having it.
![Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/05/Penis.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US
This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club.
![Man Kills Brother After They Argue About…A Cheeseburger?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/05/Cheeseburger.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Kills Brother After They Argue About…A Cheeseburger?
Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother.
![Bar Makes Unprecedented Move to Save Women From Awful Tinder Dates](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/04/Date.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Bar Makes Unprecedented Move to Save Women From Awful Tinder Dates
How do you get out of a bad date? Probably not like this.
![Adultery-Detecting Mattress Is the Latest in Romance Ruination](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/04/Adultery.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Adultery-Detecting Mattress Is the Latest in Romance Ruination
Odds are if you need to buy this mattress your relationship is doomed.
![Motorcyclist Had No Business Cheating Death the Way He Did](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/04/Motorcycle.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Motorcyclist Had No Business Cheating Death the Way He Did
Never has a case of bad luck been so closely followed by a case of good luck.
![Yutz Blows Off Leg While Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Explosives [GRAPHIC VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/03/Tannerite.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Yutz Blows Off Leg While Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Explosives [GRAPHIC VIDEO]
This isn't really what they mean when they say someone was mowed down.
![Domino’s Robot Pizza Delivery Means Nothing Will Ever Be the Same](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/03/DRU.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Domino’s Robot Pizza Delivery Means Nothing Will Ever Be the Same
Ordering pizza has just gotten high tech.
![Champion Wrestler Gives the Most Mullet-Tastic Interview Ever](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/03/Sammy.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Champion Wrestler Gives the Most Mullet-Tastic Interview Ever
This guy wants to take all the hair haters down for the count.
![World’s Dudeliest Guy Sets Record for World’s Loudest Burp](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/02/Burp.jpg?w=980&q=75)
World’s Dudeliest Guy Sets Record for World’s Loudest Burp
Admit it, you're jealous.
![Own Winter With a Rapid Fire Snowball Machine Gun](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/02/Snowball.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Own Winter With a Rapid Fire Snowball Machine Gun
Tired of getting destroyed when you have a snowball fight? Well, consider this the beginning of a never-ending winning streak.