Oprah

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"I wanna be on the cover Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the queen..."

These celebs had NO chill.

Oprah approves.

'Bye everyone else I’ve ever met,' Schumer gushed on Instagram.

Not even the #TIMESUP movement could help the ratings.

Find out who started out with barely anything before becoming a star.

Barbara Walters sure got a sweet sendoff from 'The View.'

The Queen of All Media had to start somewhere, so it seems particularly sweet that Oprah Winfrey decided to share her first audition tape with her millions (billions?) of fans as a bit of both inspiration and big laughs. She was so serious! She was so interested in spelling things! She was so ... demonically possessed?

Lindsay Lohan hit the 'Late Show With David Letterman' last night, and the pair inevitably prank called Oprah (as one does), a gag that could have gone in a very different reaction if Winfrey wasn't so damn wise. Seriously, don't try to pull the wool over Oprah's eyes. She knows what's up.

Last night was the debut of the new Lindsay Lohan docu-series on Oprah's (OWN) network. How was it? Well TVline says it was, "tragic and confusing, yet strangely compelling."

Lindsay Lohan's public contrition tour began Sunday night when her much ballyhooed interview with Oprah aired on the media mogul's cable network. And during the sit-down, taped just four days after LiLo's most recent stint in rehab, the actress finally admitted to being an addict.

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah were in negotiations for her post-rehab confessional series for a while -- and Lohan's end is coming up roses. And those roses -- and the green that comes with them -- may be just what she needs to get out of the red

Because Beyonce is pretty much both perfection and perfectionism personified, her HBO documentary 'Life Is But a Dream' and her episode of 'Oprah's Next Chapter' just solidified that for all of us.

Maybe you think you can just mess with Oprah on Twitter and get away with it. Maybe you think she's too busy/rich/famous to actually pay attention. Maybe you're wrong, jerk. Somebody tried to get sassy with Oprah by insulting her appearance on Twitter(on the day before her birthday nonetheless). Apparently they thought Oprah was going to let it slide. She did not. Here's what happened.

We were all thinking it, right? While the entire world was watching Lance Armstrong in his no holds barred interview with Oprah, aka America's nosy mother, we had no idea he was singing one of Radiohead's most popular hits.