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Today Amanda Bynes Is Grading the Paparazzi + Feeling Pregnant

Amanda Bynes

Last time we checked in with Amanda Bynes, she was allegedly sobbing in gymnastics class, walking around New York with a suspicious cigarette and demanding that media outlets only use her selfies in articles.

They didn’t. So now she’s individually approving paparazzi photos.

Turning the tables on the photographers, Bynes has begun a process of approving select photos she sees of herself online, sending this out to her over 500K Twitter followers:

She then launched a barrage of tweets with the photos she somehow deemed flattering (we don’t pretend to understand Bynsian logic), most of them being of her stalking Times Square like a nappy, urban Sasquatch:

She also took time to comment on her legs, a body part she apparently doesn’t feel is pudgy:

Finally, she sent out a strange missive declaring her love for the Kardashians, calling them beautiful but also possibly saying Kim was fat at the same time:

We’re trying not to be worried, Amanda, but you’re making it very hard.

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