Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Adam Levine Talks ‘American Horror Story’ Role
Our boyfriend Adam Levine stars on the second season of 'American Horror Story: Asylum,' and while episodes have aired and we'd love to spoil his role for you, we'll do our best not to. But don't fret, because Levine was kind enough to discuss his role of Leo, husband to Jenna Dewan-Tatum's character Teresa -- and uh, the pair get a tad racy.
Go Behind the Scenes of Pink’s ‘Try’ Video
As if you didn't already know that Pink is bada--, the behind the scenes look at her video for 'Try' just confirms our thoughts on the singer.
Zayn Malik’s Girlfriend Perrie Edwards Can’t Get Enough of His Tattoos
Now that One Direction have experienced a bit of fame, they're taking their hard earned cash and spending it ever so wisely on tattoos, because that's what real rockstars do!
One Direction’s Mums Praised in Viral Video
Ugh, way to tug at our heartstrings. As if the guys of One Direction weren't already adorable, a song dedicated to their moms has been released. But wait, the song wasn't actually created or recorded by 1D -- it's the mastermind of a duo named Big Clown Little Clown (Dave Cribb and Luke Franks, respectively)!
Lea Michele Working on New Album
Lea Michele is finally making her dream a reality!
Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
‘The Voice’ Recap: The Final Night of Battle Rounds
We've finally made it! Treat yourselves to an early piece of Halloween candy 'Voice' fans, because tonight marks the last night of the battle rounds, and it's been quite the journey. We love the show, truly, but this season seems to be going on for-ev-er...
Avril Lavigne to Cover Nickelback Song for Anime Movie
Well this idea just screams "hot mess" doesn't it?
Jay-Z + Beyonce Lose ‘Blue Ivy’ Trademark Battle
Uh oh, it looks like Jay-Z and Beyonce, basically America's answer to royalty, can't always get what they want!
After the birth of their daughter Blue Ivy way back in January -- my how time flies -- the new parents immediately decided to try and trademark their newborn's name, most likely to prevent businesses from using the retail friendly moniker.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Get Cozy at Her Costume-Themed Birthday Party
It looks as though Katy Perry and John Mayer are still very much on!
The on-again, off-again couple were most recently spotted together at Perry's birthday bash at The Magic Castle in Los Angeles, and leave it to Perry to get into the Halloween spirt and require her guests to wear costumes. Sounds like her public persona might be mixing slightly with her personal life.
Daniel Radcliffe Is Back on the Market
Listen up, 'Harry Potter' nerds. Your chance to ride Daniel Radcliffe's (broom)stick is nigh -- seems Radcliffe and girlfriend Rosie Coker have officially called it quits.
Lindsay Lohan Gets Another ‘F’ for Attendance
Lindsay Lohan recently said she's voting for Mitt Romney because "employment is very important right now," but leave it to her to have a paying gig -- and then bail on it.
Get Another BTS Look at Britney Spears’ Fantasy Twist Commercial
We are so excted for the launch of Britney Spears' new perfume Fantasy Twist! If the commercial for her newest fragrance wasn't enough, there is more behind-the-scenes footage that is making its rounds on the web.
Noted Tool Sam Lufti Goes to Court Against Britney Spears + Her Family
Explosive allegations from douchebag hanger-on Sam Lufti were made public on Thursday when his trial against Britney Spears and her family began in Los Angeles.
‘American Idol’ Tries to Make Us Believe the Minaj-Carey War Isn’t For Ratings
Nigel Lythgoe, producer of 'American Idol' (and just about every other FOX reality show), insists that smackdown between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj was very real and wasn't conjured up by the publicity-hungry suits at the network.
Not because they'd never do such a thing, but because the timing is way off.
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.