Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kelly Osbourne’s Engaged – For Real [PHOTO]
Kelly Osbourne is engaged to her boyfriend of two years, Matthew Mosshart. And if it seems like you've heard this story before, well ... you have.
‘Glee’ Star Matthew Morrison Dedicates a Song to the Late Cory Monteith
Following the sudden and tragic passing of 'Glee' star Cory Monteith on July 13, his co-star and friend Matthew Morrison took to the stage with a song dedication as part of his one-man show, 'Up Close and Personal with Matthew Morrison.'
Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch Shows Why She’s a Singer and Not a Ball Player [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Cary Rae Jepsen threw the first pitch of the night at the Tampa Bay Rays' home game on Sunday (July 14), and it was simultaneously embarrassing and awful. As in, "accidentally throwing your bowling ball backwards" awful.
On the upside? She had an admirable sense of humor about the whole thing.
Oprah Winfrey Scores Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview + Docuseries
Seems like both Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan have good news today -- Oprah because her network gets the first LiLo interview following her stint in rehab and a docuseries to go with it, and La Lohan because, well, she gets to talk to Oprah.
YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup!
Ed Helms in ‘The Hangover’ + Professor Plum from Clue – Celebrity Doppelgangers
If Parker Brothers ever decides to reboot their board-game-turned-movie Clue, we know just who can play Professor Plum: Ed Helms, of course.
Kanye West Orders Yet Another Paparazzo to Silence Himself – This Time Forever [VIDEO]
Kanye West again came unhinged around the paparazzi, and again demanded their silence. Even though he didn't walk into a pole or anything while doing it.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This scandal-plagued celebrity chef once cried out this nonsensical line, which made everyone cringe for a variety of reasons: "I is what I is and I'm not changing."
Chris Brown Finally Covered Up Those Weird Graffiti Monsters on His House
After frightening children and getting complaints from his neighbors, Chris Brown finally decided to paint over those monsters he graffitied onto the gates of his home.
But he wants you to know it was his decision and his decision alone and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the city of Los Angeles was probably going to make him cover them up anyway.
In Case You Missed It, Here’s What Happened on SyFy’s ‘Sharknado’ Last Night [GIFS, VINES]
Last night (July 11), SyFy aired its craziest B-movie yet, 'Sharknado,' which is about the unholy union between sharks and tornadoes (and between Ian Ziering and Tara Reid).
See? This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. Then sharks and tornadoes think it's cool, and the whole world goes to hell.
Anyway, in case you noticed your Twitter feed going kablooey and were confused by all things '
Tina Turner Could Be a Married Lady by the End of the Month
Various sources report legendary singer Tina Turner, who had engagement rumors flying back in April, is set to tie the knot within the next couple weeks.
If all goes as planned, she'll be a newlywed at the age of 73. (And she still has better legs than we do.)
Charlie Sheen Says If Jon Cryer Doesn’t Have to Pay Child Support Anymore, Neither Should He
Charlie Sheen is of the belief that his ex-wife Brooke Mueller should have her child support payments reduced from $55,000 a month to zero -- and he's using his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star Jon Cryer's divorce as an example.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt was pretty sure his wife Heidi Montag would sell more albums than people who actually have musical talent. Oh how very wrong he was.
Amanda Bynes Was Videotaped Either Dancing or Exorcising a Demon [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes was seen dancing in New York City -- if you can call what was captured on this video "dancing" and not "being attacked by a swarm of invisible locusts" or "my butt itches but I don't want to scratch it in public."
Or maybe she was just twerking out again.
Adam Sandler Tells David Letterman About That Time He Was Attacked by a Cheetah [VIDEO]
Adam Sandler was talking to David Letterman on Tuesday night (to promote his new film 'Grown Ups 2') when talked turned to that time he was on safari in South Africa and was attacked by a cheetah.
Hey, it could happen to anyone.
Lamar Odom Lost His Ish on Some Paparazzi as Khloe Kardashian Tweeted in Anger [VIDEO]
Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom -- whose marriage the tabloids routinely claim is on the rocks -- had a bit of a scuffle with some paparazzi yesterday (July 10). And things got a tad crazy when Lamar decided to go through one of their cars, throwing the photographer's belongings onto the ground.
Surprisingly, it was all pretty zen.
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.