According to the Bangor Police department’s Facebook page, Takunda Muzembe, 23, was intoxicated and approached a parked cruiser. He then apparently decided to relieve himself on the outside of its passenger side.Sgt. Jason Stuart was sitting in his parked patrol vehicle when “he was alerted to the sound of footsteps and running water.”

Sgt. Stuart rolled down the window and inquired if the man might be urinating on his car. He told Stuart that he was not. He ended up in jail.

From the facebook post:

The moral to the story is this: If you pee on the po-po, to jail you will go-go.

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