- Someone's probably regretting letting Meat Loaf sing 'America the Beautiful.' [UCR]

- Christina Aguilera thinks all bloggers are "buttf**kers." We're updating our resumes. [The Superficial]

- We have our first black president, but are we ready for our first black James Bond? [ScreenCrush]

- Despite the rumors, Rod Stewart has never had a whole ship full of sailor peen in his mouth. [Gawker]

- Kim Kardashian takes heat from 'Real Housewife' Joanna Krupa for being a killer of bunnies. [TooFab]

- Bryan Fuller's failed 'Munsters' reboot 'Mockingbird Lane' will air on NBC tonight. [Rickey.org]

- Lil Wayne's "seizure" was just wicked cotton mouth. [PopCrush]

- Hail Lord Voldemort: Death Eaters crucio Harry Potter studio tour to promote Dark Arts week. [Hypable]

- Meryl Streep to Julia Roberts: "Bitch, please." [Celebitchy]

- Madonna and Sean Penn might get back together. That'll end well. [Dramarama]