If you can't have a little fun with either side of the aisle, you're probably a prude. And that's okay! We really like prudes around here, especially fresh delicious prude juice.

Not sure how someone found the time to do this, really. Probably some 400 pound person in their parents basement made it while simultaneously hacking major US corporations. But I digress. Hurry up and click play on this, you won't regret it!