- Arnold Schwarzenegger tells kids that on X-mas the Devil arrives and yells about your sins. [The Superficial]

- Kaley Cuoco to the ladies: Wear panties or don't bitch if you flash the world. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Pope pwned Justin Bieber instead of doing whatever it is he's supposed to be doing. [PopCrush]

- Jessica Biel and her star pants wandered around Target in search of deals. [IDLYITW]

- It's possible Rihanna had a pot leaf tattooed on her ass. That'll look great when she's 60. [Bohomoth]

- The stars of 'This is 40' got drunk on 40s and shaved a journalist. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Blah blah blah blah LeAnn Rimes blah blah blah blah crazy bitch blah blah blah. [Rickey]

- 'Django Unchained' gets its own action figures. To teach children that slavery is fun? [ScreenCrush]

- Being a curvy celebrity is apparently in. Except we highly doubt that. [Jezebel]

- PSY's 'Gangnam Style' is the first YouTube video to hit a billion views. Whee. [Hypable]

 

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