Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."
After being reprimanded by the Girl Scouts of America for selling its famous cookies to her fan base online, Honey Boo Boo switched to selling the overpriced but delicious treats the old-fashioned way: at the mall with handmade signs.
Someone should really call Ryan Gosling. He might be in for a few hundred boxes himself.
I cannot believe I’m writing about Honey Boo Boo. Anyway, she along with Mama June are in hot water because they're helping a friend sell Girl Scout cookies. Girl Scouts of The USA are unhappy about this saying it’s unfair to other girl scouts trying to sell their cookies.
Honey Boo Boo is going international, with the television show set to air in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America. We can't wait to see how words like "y'all" translate into other languages, or how other countries will start to assume we all think spaghetti sauce is ketchup and butter.
'MERICA!
If you’ve seen television or the internet even for just a moment over the last year, you’re probably aware of the child beauty queen Alana Thompson – better known by her self-proclaimed nickname Honey Boo Boo Child – and her very proudly redneck family.
One member of the clan is Alana's gay uncle, Lee Thompson, whom she calls Uncle Poodle. It's hard enough being gay in rural Georgia, but now Thompson has made an even harder public admission: He's HIV positive.
What is there to say about this, that it doesn't say for itself? It's country star Brad Paisley on Jimmy Kimmel's show, doing a new "theme song" for 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' At one point he sits on Mama June's lap. At another he uses a whip. OH! If that disgusting sneeze from the end of last
Say what you will about Honey Boo Boo and company, but despite the fact that they may cause celebrity car accidents, think ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing and are convinced that vegetarians can't eat mayonnaise, they may be smarter than you think.
Case in point: Family matriarch Mama June has wisely set up trust funds for all five of her children/grandchildren.
'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' made its return to television last night for the first of four 'Holladay' specials that will air every Sunday this month. Last night we saw how the Thompson family does Halloween, and delved into Mama June's fear of mayonnaise. We still have Thanksgiving and Christmas to look forward to, plus a clip show.
Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.
We're hard pressed to think of a better way to showcase the two main genres of reality television than this side-by-side comparison of the Thompson (of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' fame) and the Kardashian families' Christmas cards.
