Though soon-to-be baby daddy Kanye West has long hated paparazzi, Kim Kardashian has never made a secret of her love of being photographed. (Why else would she be so often accused of calling to tip them off?)
So color us surprised when she flipped out at paps yesterday (May 24).
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian don't need your presents (they'd rather you donate to charity), but that won't stop her family from throwing her a baby shower where her picture will of course be taken.
Kim Kardashian didn't take a break from promoting her bronzer just because some little tornado hit Oklahoma. She's a businesswoman, remember?
That didn't sit well with a lot of people -- including rocker Nikki Sixx.
If you have a foot fetish, you're gonna love these photos of Kim Kardashian's swollen, water-retaining feet stuffed into a restrictive, constricting pair of too small, ill-fitting heels with ankle straps. She gave herself cankles -- sorry, "kankles."
Why, Kimmy, why?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't just have trouble in streets peppered with sign posts.
They also have trouble in their own self-absorbed paradise. Pretty much the entire planet swears they're destined to break up when -- if not before -- their baby is born this summer.
Trouble in paradise -- if you can describe their relationship like that -- for Kimye. The latest rumor is that that Kanye West and baby mama Kim Kardashian will break up before their baby is born in early summer. Gasp! Oh, the humanity.
Kanye West was pretty much the only person on the planet who liked Kim Kardashian's 2013 Met Gala gown. Now rumor has it not even the designer himself thought the couch-print confection was cute ... and that he had her wear it on purpose because he and West are secretly in love.
Right. Got it.
The Met Gala was this past Monday, and there were so many highs and lows. We picked a few of those, as well as outfits from other events that warranted our attention and yours.
Ultimately, we have to give it up for Jennifer Lawrence and her black Dior frock ... but we, like everyone else, can't stop shaking our heads over Kim Kardashian's decision to channel a sofa at the Met event.
Farrah Abraham is putting her porno money to good use. She previously said her daughter Sophia's college fund is paid for, and so are her own implants (breast and chin) and rhinoplasty, so now she can blow cash on fun stuff -- like Lamborghinis.
And she can also blow hot air about being a better role model than Kim Kardashian. Because there's no better person to look up to than someone who brings
Comedian Robin Williams posted perhaps the best "Who Wore It Better?" picture ever on his Twitter account yesterday (May 7), likening a dress worn by his famous character Mrs. Doubtfire to Kim Kardashian's attire at the Met Gala.
Farrah Abraham used her talents wisely. Her professionally shot and released porn, which she initially tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape, has already pretty much broken the internet.
You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
Ray J, the sometime singer/Brandy's brother/that guy who made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian now has a music video out to accompany his newest single 'I Hit It First.'
And to further prove that his song is definitely not about Kim Kardashian (even though it totally is), he cast her doppelganger in the video. Logic!