Join the Moose Morning Show every weekday morning, just before 6am, we hand out our 'Knucklehead of the Day' award.

Today it's going to a guy who thought this time of year would be the perfect time to play the ghost card... A Louisiana man called 9-1-1 saying he had been “stabbed on the head by an axe” by a ghost.

When police arrived, they found no intruders, but they did see a bag of what they though was meth on a living room table.

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