All Your Problems Are Solved: Play Golf On The Toilet
Never again will you be hunched over on your phone while on the toilet.
Now you can work on your putting game with the Potty Golf Game.
It is a green carpet that slide around the toilet, with a moveable cup, featuring a putter and a ball.
No more boring trips to the bathroom. Just look how excited these weirdos are in the commercial:
And apparently right now, it's 50% off.