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Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.
Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out
If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.
Random Phone Number Job Reference Prank Works Like a Charm
If you're looking for a job, this is a guy who'll do what he can for you. Even if he's never met you.
Man Goes on Cross-Country Mini Golf Road Trip Extravaganza
This guy playing miniature golf is having maximum fun.
Roomba Beer Pong Is Your New Favorite Drinking Game
When you're celebrating this Independence Day, you know you're gonna try this.
Girlfriend Is Totally Bamboozled by Pizza Conundrum
How much pizza is enough? That's a problem this woman simply can't figure out.
We’ve All Felt Like This Guy Who Fell Into a Pool of His Own Pee
This poor fella's decision to urinate in between two cars was met with instant karma.