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![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
![Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Bite.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
![Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Pizza.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
![‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Text.jpg?w=980&q=75)
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
![Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Pregnant.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
![Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/01/Daniel-Bryan-Blackwell-grilled-cheese.png?w=980&q=75)
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
![Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/01/Towanda.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.
![Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/12/golfing-on-ice-fail.png?w=980&q=75)
Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out
If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.
![Random Phone Number Job Reference Prank Works Like a Charm](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/09/Interview.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Random Phone Number Job Reference Prank Works Like a Charm
If you're looking for a job, this is a guy who'll do what he can for you. Even if he's never met you.
![Man Goes on Cross-Country Mini Golf Road Trip Extravaganza](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/07/Golf.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Goes on Cross-Country Mini Golf Road Trip Extravaganza
This guy playing miniature golf is having maximum fun.
![Roomba Beer Pong Is Your New Favorite Drinking Game](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Roomba.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Roomba Beer Pong Is Your New Favorite Drinking Game
When you're celebrating this Independence Day, you know you're gonna try this.
![Girlfriend Is Totally Bamboozled by Pizza Conundrum](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Pizza1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Girlfriend Is Totally Bamboozled by Pizza Conundrum
How much pizza is enough? That's a problem this woman simply can't figure out.
![We’ve All Felt Like This Guy Who Fell Into a Pool of His Own Pee](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/06/Bathroom.jpg?w=980&q=75)
We’ve All Felt Like This Guy Who Fell Into a Pool of His Own Pee
This poor fella's decision to urinate in between two cars was met with instant karma.