Call it global warming. Call it a trend. Call it a cycle. Whatever you call it, we are into our second week of rain, freezing rain, drizzle...just about everything but snow.

Given that, I figured conditions were right for a parody of my personal, favorite Christmas song, "Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You" by Billy Squier. First time I heard it, Marie-Anne and I were on our way back from Christmas shopping for our (then) little ones, in Portland.