No, for real though! Remember about a week ago when the world was coming to a drastic end and we had no idea what we were going to do? You remember- Facebook and IG went down at the same time on the same day...for hours! Oh, the humanity! Thankfully everything was back up and running by the end of the day and we weren't forced to go to bed without cramming our political opinions down the throats of others.

Anyway, during that 'social downtime' (while they were busy collecting all your personal data) the popular adult streaming service 'Pornhub' had a massive influx in traffic.Pornhub added more than 19% to it's typical daily traffic that day. May not sound like a lot, but when you factor in all the people out there that are watching porn er'day (including me right now while I type this) you realize that 19% of a watermelon is a LOT! Wait, what IS she going to do with that watermelon?!