Daily Distraction

I looked over the starboard rail just quickly enough to see the shiny silver end of my key fob sinking out of sight into the depths of the lake

No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Someone has a listing for a '2012 novantri R62B769'.
According to the seller's post,
Ride in style to the “Storming Area 51 - They Cant Stop Us All” event this month I haven’t used in a while and thought it…

Yes, you read the headline correctly.

According to the Eagle Open Event Page,
It's time for the 2019 Eagle Open, Erskine Academy All-Sports Boosters Club. Proceeds from this event aid in assisting ALL Erskine Academy Athletic programs.
Eagle Open players will play the beautiful 18 hole Tomahawk Course at Natanis Golf Course...

If you're looking to move to the city of Gardiner, Maine, and you're a successful stock broker, movie star or double-platinum singer, this is just the home for you! Now, clearly I'm not saying that the average Central Maine commuter couldn't afford this house- but it is a little …

According to News Center Maine, a New Gloucester man was spotted driving two calves in the back of his 4-door Dodge Stratus sedan.

Not only is Jessica Meir from Maine, she's from one of my favorite parts of Maine- Aroostook County!

As you head down Pleasant Street in Brunswick, it's virtually impossible to miss the flashing LED lights and beautiful new construction of Fast Eddie's Express Car Wash. Similar to the Augusta location, though this wash is 10' longer with a few more tricks up it's sleeve...

Most of us will never be lucky enough to win one meaningful lottery amount- let alone two.

Not only is this home absolutely gorgeous, but it's also owned by the Ruger Firearms family. 'Merica!