Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Never one for holding her acerbic tongue, Chelsea Handler is releasing her vitriol once more, this time in an interview on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live.'
Her targets include Angelina Jolie (again), whom she compares to entities from the underworld, and Taylor Swift, whom Handler believes still carries a V-card in her purse.
This Valentine's Day, Brad Pitt gave his baby mama Angelina Jolie the gift of clean breath with Eat Whatever breath mints. We can see the card now. You're a breath of fresh air, Valentine!
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."