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Mattel says it’s like ... ‘Being John Malkovich’?!?

The big purple dinosaur is back.

He loves you, but do you still love him?

Sometimes, kids just don't understand when an adult tries to explain something to them. That's why there's America's most annoying lovable dinosaur, Barney!

Hey kids, is daddy wagering on the Super Bowl? You know, that can turn out to be a very bad thing. If he loses and can't pay off the bet, he may end up playing catch while using crutches. Barney explains.

Suddenly, I have a whole new appreciation for Barney the Dinosaur! Hey, face it, "Inflate Gate" is here and we've got to live with the fallout from it. Who better to explain to kids about the importance of fair play than Barney!

Did you know that household cats are closely related to their wild counterparts? Kind of scary when you think about it!

The world is a scary place but you can put your mind at ease with a little knowledge and advice from everybody's favorite purple friend!

We all know that things can be hard to understand sometimes. Thank goodness, when we need things explained in a way that even a child could understand, we have Barney!

Isn't it great when our purple friend can get through to the kids warning them about the pitfalls of life? Unlike parents, children actually listen to Barney. The world IS a scary place...let Barney make things easier to understand!

Oooooh. Such a scary place, the world is. Sometimes, just looking out the window at it, I'm shaken to the core. Wondering if there are -GASP- drones looking in my windows, snapping photos! I am, after all, the sexiest man alive! But I digress. Sometimes, kids don't understand things like drones and the robot apocalypse. That's why Barney is nearby to help process that information!

Sometimes you need a prehistoric creature who kids trust to make sense of this craaaazy world we live in!

The world sure is a scary place. When it comes to explaining things to children and making them seem, errrrr, less scary, Barney seems to understand how!

Well, the world is a big scary place. When bad things happen, it's nice to have a purple friend who can put the most complex of situations in terms that we can all understand....

Well, the world sure can be scary, can't it? That's why your Uncle Jonny is here with his ole pal Barney to teach you, in basic terms, what's going on around us all. Enjoy, kiiiiiiiids!