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The United States Coast Guard spent two days searching for a sailboat because someone was "cold". Here's what the Fox says about that!

Visibility could be close to 0 at times and winds gusting to near 50 mph. That means travel could not only suck, it could be darn near impossible.

Winter is coming. That means people out on snowmobiles. I admit, I'm no snowmobile safety expert, although I think I'm a safe rider, but I have to go out on a limb and say that what these two Russians tried is a bad idea.

Did you hear the story about  Chris Wallace, the guy in Fairfield who Snapchatted his way into jail the other day? Well, his story has given Maine police a great new, inexpensive, tool that will help apprehend dumb criminals!