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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kid Celebrates His Birthday With a Bunch of Her A-List Friends
Remember your 7th birthday? With the Dairy Queen ice cream cake and the plastic cups? Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow and her carb-deprived kids don't get those parties.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Christina Hendricks Wants to Be Your Fantasy Florist [PHOTO]
'Mad Men' bombshell Christina Hendricks moonlights as something you might not expect: a florist.
Amanda Bynes + Her Eating Disorder Insist You Use Her Super-Flattering Selfies In Stories About Her
Amanda Bynes doesn't want you using photos of her unless she took them herself in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's. Why? Because she has an eating disorder, of course.
(You're not still trying to make sense of what she says, are you?)
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead at 70
Roger Ebert, long-time movie critic for the Chicago Sun-Times and former host of 'At The Movies,' died today, April 4, at the age of 70.
David Letterman Takes Acerbic Aim at Jay Leno + the ‘Tonight’ Show [VIDEO]
You don't have to ask David Letterman for his feelings about Jimmy Fallon replacing Jay Leno sometime next year -- he'll tell you anyway.
‘Game of Thrones’ Star Lena Headey Is Flat Broke
Financial winter is coming.
Actress Lena Headey, known for her royal roles as the sinister Queen Cersei in 'Game of Thrones' and Queen Gorgo in '300,' says she has "less than $5 in her bank account" and needs the IRS to kick things into gear with her refund.
Shain Gandee’s Funeral Expenses Will Be Covered by ‘Buckwild’ Producers
The production companies behind the MTV show 'Buckwild' will be paying the funeral expenses for Shain Gandee, the 21-year-old reality star who was found dead inside his truck on April 1.
Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
John Travolta Paid $84,000 to Dispatch Those Gay Sex Assault Claims Like a Straight Dude Would Do
John Travolta is having a hard time escaping the sexual assault accusations that have plagued him in recent years. Now, recently uncovered documents show that the damage is more than anyone but maybe Tom Cruise could have guessed.
Amanda Bynes Seems To Be Doing Well, You Guys
Amanda Bynes is still keeping her family up at night, tweeting a series of platitudes seemingly aimed at a special someone this weekend.
Call Eva Mendes ‘Baby’ and You Will Feel the Wrath of Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling may be on an acting hiatus, but that doesn't mean he's let his guard down. Especially when it comes to his woman, yo.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Amanda Seyfried Was Not Impressed After Being Mistaken for Lindsay Lohan at the Airport
Amanda Seyfried has played many roles, but Lindsay Lohan is not among them.
Gwyneth Paltrow Occasionally Eats Oreos Like She’s a Commoner or Something
Turns out Gwyneth Paltrow may be human after all, because the actress and GOOP guru has admitted to succumbing to the temptations of one of America's favorite snacks.