Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Ann Coulter Targets the Evil See’s Candy in a Bitter Twitter Rampage
Ann Coulter, resident outspoken opinionated tool of the female persuasion, has found a new cause. She's going to take down an enemy in a big way this Christmas, and it’s about time someone had the guts to do it.
Ann's putting a stop to the evil, bah-humbug website shenanigans of See’s Candy.
Your 2012 Holiday Guide to Weird Celebrity-Themed Gifts
You know the type. The infatuated friends who just can’t get enough of certain celebs so they make it their life’s work to own anything and everything with that celebrity’s face or name on it. (It’s possible we do this with Johnny Depp but you can’t prove anything.)
There are plenty of bizarre products out there that can bring them right into your home so they become a part of your everyday life -
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You just retired as the face of a successful action thriller franchise, but you seem totally cool with it. You keep busy with cute appearances on TV shows like ‘30 Rock’ and by joining all the women who have done so and shaving your head for a role. I love your accent even though you try to hide it.
Betty White Tries to Make Kim Kardashian Presentable, But Hey, She’s Not Magic
If you have a calendar and pay any attention to Mayan predictions, you know the end is nigh. And nothing has made this clearer than the news that Betty White and Kim Kardashian are teaming up and hitting the town.
Thankfully it’s only for White’s prank show, so we know she can’t actually be serious about clubbing - klubbing? - with Kimmy K.
Demi Moore Dumped by Vito Schnabel – For Being Too Immature
They say you can’t keep a good woman down, and -- most likely because her antidepressants are really working -- Demi Moore is making that platitude the story of her social life after her trip to Miami last week.
All this despite reports indicating she's been sent packing by her latest much-younger conquest. Because she's too childish for even guys half her age now.
Anderson Cooper Had Us Until He Said He Doesn’t Wash His Jeans [VIDEO]
Well, one of our crushes has slipped down the list a bit. Anderson Cooper – who always seems tidy and well put together – admitted on his show this week that even though he wears the pair of jeans every day, he only washes them a couple times a year.
This doesn’t seem right to us. But hey, it’s Anderson Cooper. He’s suave and smart and a little bit prissy. Maybe he’s just got the inside track on d
That Time Barbara Walters, Harry Styles + Nipple Prints Were All in the Same Story
Taylor Swift better watch her back. We know Harry Styles likes older women, but if he likes MUCH older women, looks like Barbara Walters just might be an option.
After all, she thinks he’s sexy and talks about nipple prints when his name comes up.
Oh, were you eating? Sorry about that.
Nashville Gets Its Newest Superstar Resident: Johnny Depp
This holiday season truly brings joyous tidings: We've officially won Johnny Depp back from France, and now even ladies who don’t live on the West Coast can stalk him with ease.
That’s because the actor-turned-musician has put down roots in Music City USA -- otherwise known as Nashville, Tenn. -- dropping almost $13 million for a pad to allegedly share with his girl of the hour, reformed lesbian
Jimmy Kimmel’s Hilariously Foul-Mouthed Aunt Chippy Teaches Us How to Wrap a Gift [VIDEO]
‘Tis the season for waiting until the last minute to buy a gajillion gifts for your family and then wrapping them all in about 20 minutes at 3 a.m. on Christmas morning.
So Jimmy Kimmel’s very helpful – and awesomely foul-mouthed – Aunt Chippy was kind enough to provide us all with some handy gift-wrapping tips to ensure our presents always look pretty. Only things don't go exactly as planned.
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Robert Pattinson’s Family Isn’t Welcoming Kristen Stewart Home for Christmas
Looks like it’ll be a lonely Christmas for poor Kristen Stewart, because she's apparently been summarily uninvited to celebrate the holidays with boyfriend Robert Pattinson's family.
Which may or may not have had something to do with the rather awkward Thanksgiving dinner she spent with them last month.
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You're a very talented and desirable older woman with an official title. I know you could run circles around me with your work, but I bring ultra-hotness to the table. You’ve played queens and secret agents and I always love it when you boss me around and make me do your bidding.
Religious Zealot Praises Angus T. Jones + Names a Slew of Celebrity Satan Worshipers
By now, you’ve heard more than enough about Angus T. Jones – aka Jake from ‘Two and a Half Men’ – and his videotaped religious outburst about what “filth” the show that pays him $350K an episode is.
He later apologized for those remarks, and then his mom told the world she thought his newfound church might be exploiting him.
And the story isn’t over yet.
Carrie Underwood Cast in the TV Remake of ‘The Sound of Music’ That Doesn’t Need to Happen
‘The Sound of Music’ is a Tony-winning musical, an Oscar-winning movie and a staple of traditional holiday family viewing. The movie is a beautifully done, timeless classic, so of course NBC wants to remake it.
Jared Leto Pulls a Matthew McConaughey, Gets Ugly Skinny for ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ [PHOTOS]
Jared Leto is apparently out to prove that Matthew McConaughey isn’t the only actor who can eat nothing and get dangerously thin for a role in ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ -- because the once hot singer/actor has been out and about showing off his decidedly unsexy, emaciated body.
Richard Marx Spent an Evening Drunk Tweeting and Now You Remember Him Again
If you’re like us, you completely forgot about Richard Marx. He was super hot in the '80s and brought us saxophone-filled, awkward slow dance hits like 'Hold On To the Nights,' ‘Right Here Waiting’ and ‘Endless Summer Nights.’
But these days, he just plays casinos and music festivals and really you could've probably played a cruel prank and convinced us he died years ago and we'd have been none t
Kate Moss + Naomi Campbell Prove That Naked is the New 40 [PHOTOS]
Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been putting the "super" in "supermodel" for decades now. Kate is 39 and Naomi is almost 43, so you’d think their steamy topless magazine spread days would be over.
Au contraire.
The half-naked pair melted the pages of the December 2012 Russian and German editions of Interview magazine, and we found a sneak peek for you. You're welcome.
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