Kathy Landin

Last year, Kim Kardashian and her sisters -- having a glut of extra Ks sitting around the house -- released a clothing line called the Kardashian Kollection. It's sold exclusively at Sears, so you know it's of the highest quality.

Anyway, while teen girls have been snapping up the duds, seems Kate Middleton really isn't interested.

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Sad as it is, we live in a world that continues to allow conservative televangelist Pat Robertson to have a public soapbox, and more often than not he uses that platform to spew ignorant, closed-minded stupidity. It would be funny, but sometimes things are too ridiculous for even that.

This is one of those times.

Proving himself to be a misogynist -- yet again -- Robertson took some time on his show ‘The 700 Club’ to blame Paula Broadwell for leading General David Petraeus astray.

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Now that the election has passed, the country has a new source of division: whether Snooki’s new coif is a hairdo or a hair-don’t.

Ever the narcissist, everyone's favorite party girl from the 'Jersey Shore' posted pics on Monday night of her hair being changed to a bright red hue. And the debate began.

Really, it’s what Snooki would want.

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When we last saw princess of glitter -- and not much else -- Kesha, she was off copulating with ghosts. And since she has an album coming out in a few weeks, we are once again bombarded with her useless musings.

This time, the vapid popster sat down with The Sun, and the result was about as ridiculous as you’d expect.

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Badly-coiffed blowhard Donald Trump has been dialing up the douchebaggery lately. So much so that the public is now demanding beloved retailer Macy’s end its affiliation with him and take those Trumptastic TV commercials off the air.

So in that most traditional and passive-aggressive American way, an online petition is making the rounds. But will Macy’s comply?

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We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy raisins and oatmeal this week and here’s what we learned from the National Enquirer, In Touch, the Star, Life & Style and Us Weekly.

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Anderson Cooper stepped out of the closet publicly earlier this year, and while no one was terribly surprised, his sense of humor about this aspect of his life has continued to amuse us.

It almost makes us wonder how many more CNN news anchors have, you know, actual personalities.

(No, not you, Don Lemon. We mean likable personalities.)

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Just a few short months ago, most of the undersexed women in America put down their tattered copies of overrated soccer mom porn (aka 'Fifty Shades of Grey') and lined up together to see Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum and some other hotties shake their smokin’ groove thangs in the movie ‘Magic Mike.’

If you’ve lusted after Matty M at any time before, during or after that movie, you may want to avert your eyes. Thanks to a new film role, he doesn't look like that anymore.

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The law is a funny thing. Many states have outdated laws on their books that involve antiquated social issues like women holding hands with men in public and where you’re allowed to tie up your horse downtown. Those are funny, but what’s better is when you find a law that has a really good loophole left wide open in it. You have to be clever and you have to know how to argue it, but it can be done.

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Tuesday night was a big night for America. Finally, a long and difficult campaign for the White House was coming to an end and instead of watching endless political adds, we were all glued to our TVs watching endless election results.

Except for Amanda Bynes, who went out for a late-night manicure and sat in silence in a 24-hour nail salon. Par-tay.

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