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It Turns Out I've Been Committing a Jailable Offense For a While
It Turns Out I've Been Committing a Jailable Offense For a While
It Turns Out I've Been Committing a Jailable Offense For a While
I've never really considered myself much of a 'bad boy', but that all changed this morning for me. It turns out I'm a bit of a rebel, a culprit, a fugitive, an offender.. a hooligan if you will. You see, when it comes to things that I want to do with my day, driving over to the Maine Department of Motor Vehicles and taking a number to wait to renew my driver's license isn't high on the list... Rea
How Did I Not Realize This Augusta Store Had Closed?!
How Did I Not Realize This Augusta Store Had Closed?!
How Did I Not Realize This Augusta Store Had Closed?!
I'll admit that I am usually the last person to realize that something has changed. Even if that change involves a store that is literally right next to where I work closing down. Apparently I have missed this one for quite sometime. Long story short, I ordered a ton of stuff from Amazon for my recording studio update that I'm doing at my house...
Matt's Memories: Remember When My Kid Crapped on The Dog?
Matt's Memories: Remember When My Kid Crapped on The Dog?
Matt's Memories: Remember When My Kid Crapped on The Dog?
I know that I've written about this incident before, but I really can't believe just how long it has been since this happened. This happened three years ago today. If you don't remember how the story goes, we were changing Gavin's Diaper on the end of the bed in the middle of the night after a feeding...
What to do in Maine if Your Plow Truck Doesn't Fit in The Garage
What to do in Maine if Your Plow Truck Doesn't Fit in The Garage
What to do in Maine if Your Plow Truck Doesn't Fit in The Garage
Admittedly I am not the sharpest knife in the block. Nope, certainly not the brightest bulb in the box nor the most useful tool in the shed. I am none of those things. Though, every once in a while, I have a stroke of genius. Ever since I bought my Ram 3500 Crew Cab, I've had a bit of trouble fitting it into the garage...
It Took Me Way Too Long to do This Children's Puzzle
It Took Me Way Too Long to do This Children's Puzzle
It Took Me Way Too Long to do This Children's Puzzle
It all happened during the typically chaotic period of time that falls between dinner and bed time in our house. As we were getting the kids in their PJs and cleaning up from another 'taco Monday', Gavin came up the stairs from his toy room holding a 36-piece puzzle of the alphabet...

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