Join the Moose Morning Show every weekday morning, just before 6am, we hand out our 'Knucklehead of the Day' award.

Today's KOD goes to a Florida man who was recently arrested for pleasuring himself at a bus stop. He identified himself to the cops as, James Tiberius Kirk.

The patrolman reported that the perp claimed to be Captain Kirk, commander of the starship USS Enterprise.

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