Matt Makes Shamu Sounds While Being Burned by Boiling Potatoes

This really isn't one of those 'click-baity' headlines that's designed to make you click on something that turns out to be an utter disappointment. Don't get me wrong, this is going to be an utter disappointment, but it wasn't intentionally supposed to be. Get it?

What you're about to hear came from a conversation on the Moose Morning Show that spiraled out of control this morning, as usual. Oh- and it's a completely true story. Enjoy.