Wow. Talk about taking a trip! This woman, 20-year-old Josseleen Elida Lopez, while at a Walmart in Florida, used one of the store's motorized carts to drive around, drinking two bottles of wine and eating a pile of food along the way.
In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.