You Won’t Believe Where a North Dakota Woman Hid Her Glass Meth Pipe
In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.
Yes, you read that correctly. According to The Smoking Gun, police officers responding to the accident found that 26-year-old Jeana Marie Smart had failed to appear in court on a recent drug charge. The officers put Smart in the back of their car and were in the process of taking her to jail when they noticed blood on the seat. When asked about the blood, Smart said she was on her period.
The officers walked Smart into the jail, as blood continued to stream down her leg. That is when she informed law enforcement that she wasn't on her period. She actually had a meth pipe ... inside her vagina. Oh, and there was a syringe in there, too.
According to the police report, "Smart was taken into the jail, where jail staff recovered a broken, clear glass meth/crack pipe and a capped syringe from Smart's vagina."
Smart was transported to the hospital, where excess glass was removed from her lady parts. Once the coast was clear, so to speak, Smart was taken back to jail.
Listen, ladies ... I'm sure it's awesome having a vagina. However, I don't think it's meant to be a storage and/or hiding place. Just keep your narcotics in your purse. At the very least, your purse won't bleed when your meth pipe breaks inside of it.