This story is going to sound ridiculous, but I promise you it is 100% true. Over this past weekend, my wife was momentarily (for maybe 8 seconds or so) convinced that I was having an affair with another woman, and that I had brought that woman into our home.

Anyone who knows me and Keri, knows that we're not jealous or insecure about our relationship- like at all. Our marriage is based on love, respect and TRUST. If you don't have those three things, what do you really have?

Also, if you've been listening to the show recently, you know that I have started a daily workout routine with the Kennebec Valley YMCA. This is important to know because this all happened about 15 minutes after getting back from the gym on Saturday.

It was about 10:30 in the morning and indeed I had just come back from a great stair-climb at the Y. I immediately went into our room to grab some clothes to go into the bathroom and shower. While I was doing that, I had to take off my old clothes and toss them in the hamper. One of the first things I do at that point is quickly check my pockets to make sure I'm not tossing things I shouldn't into the hamper that I'm not supposed to.

A few days prior at the radio station,  I grabbed a new package of cloth masks to keep in my truck and, it just so happens, one of those masks was in my pocket from my workout. So I pulled it out of my pocket, tossed it on the bed, and headed for the bathroom to shower.

While I was in the shower my wife burst through the bathroom door and began talking to me in the weirdest tone I've EVER heard in my life. She sounded like she was super-angry but also laughing hysterically at the same time. Can you guess what happened next?


That's right, folks, It turns out that the design of my new cloth white masks, when tossed into the middle of an unmade bed, quickly appear to be a pair of women's panties. So, as you can imagine, my wife went into the bedroom to make our bed while I was showering and this thing appeared when she flipped the comforter up. She thought, just for a moment, that they were undies- and not hers.

From what she told me, she was momentarily shocked and full of rage, but all of that quickly subsided when she picked up the panties and realized it was just a cloth face-mask. As she was explaining all this to me through the shower curtain, I was losing my mind with laughter!

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