I hate to bend over. Because I make that awful grunting/groaning sound when I get back up and because it hurts.  It wouldn't if I bent over more often but, why?  When I drop a  chip on the floor, it's easy enough to just kick it under the fridge.

When I drop a pen, however, that's when I have to take action and retrieve it.  The Yulasha pen is embedded with an off-center weight and is only three bucks. Guaranteed not to roll off the table.  At least, I think that's what they're saying in the video.

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